Jon°
2009-08-17 09:31:57 UTC
1. When blokes take us out, prior to the living together period, we
expect them to pay all the expenses, meals, drinks etc etc………Even if,
present day, favourable, feminine gender laws, have put some men into
positions where they earn less then woman.
2. When living together you men must do 75% of the chores even though
you work a damn site harder then we women do.
3. When we split, I remain in the house as long as the kids are under
21.…..Then when it is sold we will employ clever-dick solicitors to
get far more equity then you do. During this time, you will, of
course, pay any mortgage that is due plus the normal huge
maintenances that the blessed courts have granted us ladies.
4. The legal divorce papers will be cunningly drawn up to put you into
the position whereby you may have to support the kids until their
further education or vocational training periods are still operative.
This means you men, may be paying huge child payments until your
offspring are thirty. This will of course, be paid direct to us…So
that we can ensure the children do not waste it!!!!!……Even when the
kids are well into their twenties and at university or a training
establishment. We shall pass on (to the kids) the payments you men
will be legally bound to make........Honest?????
4. Our maintenance payments will be untouchable, unless we legally
marry, (no chance of that unless he is a billionaire) you may have to
support us for the rest of your life’s.
5. Even if we divorce you and find out later that you have made a
pile……We woman shall have the right to claim a large percentage of any
future wealth you may make……Even if we are, clandestinely, living with
another bloke/woman, who is a much better shag then you were.
6. When the kids are under 18, we may allow you to see them once a
fortnight at weekends, however if you put a foot wrong and do not
completely comply with our orders we will stop you seeing them……
Remember access to see your children is, (a take-away gift) from us
ladies of the 21st century…….Not a male right.
**********
Got it boys, you are the losers and we women are the winners.
One of the reasons why we woman are so much in favour of the rights
that homosexuals have gained over the past couple of decades……………..Is
that we must show our gratefulness too them……..For it is
homosexuals', working in government departments, the law and the
various Quangoes that support female-rights that have made this
wonderful world for woman arrive…….About time too…Because………………WE’RE
WORTH IT”.
expect them to pay all the expenses, meals, drinks etc etc………Even if,
present day, favourable, feminine gender laws, have put some men into
positions where they earn less then woman.
2. When living together you men must do 75% of the chores even though
you work a damn site harder then we women do.
3. When we split, I remain in the house as long as the kids are under
21.…..Then when it is sold we will employ clever-dick solicitors to
get far more equity then you do. During this time, you will, of
course, pay any mortgage that is due plus the normal huge
maintenances that the blessed courts have granted us ladies.
4. The legal divorce papers will be cunningly drawn up to put you into
the position whereby you may have to support the kids until their
further education or vocational training periods are still operative.
This means you men, may be paying huge child payments until your
offspring are thirty. This will of course, be paid direct to us…So
that we can ensure the children do not waste it!!!!!……Even when the
kids are well into their twenties and at university or a training
establishment. We shall pass on (to the kids) the payments you men
will be legally bound to make........Honest?????
4. Our maintenance payments will be untouchable, unless we legally
marry, (no chance of that unless he is a billionaire) you may have to
support us for the rest of your life’s.
5. Even if we divorce you and find out later that you have made a
pile……We woman shall have the right to claim a large percentage of any
future wealth you may make……Even if we are, clandestinely, living with
another bloke/woman, who is a much better shag then you were.
6. When the kids are under 18, we may allow you to see them once a
fortnight at weekends, however if you put a foot wrong and do not
completely comply with our orders we will stop you seeing them……
Remember access to see your children is, (a take-away gift) from us
ladies of the 21st century…….Not a male right.
**********
Got it boys, you are the losers and we women are the winners.
One of the reasons why we woman are so much in favour of the rights
that homosexuals have gained over the past couple of decades……………..Is
that we must show our gratefulness too them……..For it is
homosexuals', working in government departments, the law and the
various Quangoes that support female-rights that have made this
wonderful world for woman arrive…….About time too…Because………………WE’RE
WORTH IT”.